Post by Lily Sohma on Jun 24, 2006 2:43:52 GMT -5
ok. this is a conversation me nd katie had at like midnight til about 3.30 or 4.. it was quite funny:
Me!: yoooo.. wats up??
Katie: nm
Me!: JESSY WAS JUST ON! ND SHE LEFT!!!!!!!
Me!: as soon as i got back on jess left
Katie: i'm going on vacation tomorrow
Katie: lol
Me!: i was like GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Me!: lol..
Me!: grrrrrrrrrrr to u then. how long?
Katie: 9 days
Me!: (maris is in wildwood til sunday i think. so she won't be on in a while)
Me!: OMG! I HATE YOU!
Katie: it looks like it's just going to be you and jessy for a while.. meggie and ian are both on vacation
Katie: waiting...
Me!: nd... i won't b able to talk to u for 9 WHOLE DAYS?!?!?!?!? i'm gonna die.
Katie: to hear the reason
Me!: lol.
Katie: ah, sorry
Me!:
Me!: u can't bring ur lappy? or u don't get internet service?
Katie: if there's internet i'll try to sucker my dad in to paying so that i can send you an e-mail
Katie: i won't get internet
Me!: damn.
Me!: y not?
Katie: i use the wifi in my house not on the lap
Me!: if there's internet at the place tho u can go off that. cuz it won't b dial up.
Me!: wtf is a wifi???
Katie: i'm going to write this massive journal thing and send it to you, danni, maris, meggie etc. when i can
Katie: wireless internet
Me!: cool.
Katie: and i'm going to be in the middle of the ocean soooooooo
Me!: ooooooo
Me!: realli?
Me!: cruise?
Katie: yeah
Katie: to alaska!
Me!: I'M JEALOUS!!!!!!
Me!: realli?!?!?!?!
Katie: yes
Me!: SAY HI TO DA ESKIMOS FOR ME!!
Me!: lol.
Katie: don't you read original?
Me!: jk
Katie: lol
Me!: huh?
Me!: i don't look at n e thing but the RP zone babe.
Katie: i said i was going to alaska and rubbed it into everybodies faces...
Katie: ah i see
Katie: that's why
Katie: we have interesting conversatins
Me!: huh?
Me!: where do u have interestin convos???
Me!: AIM IS BEING SO GAY TODAY! IT WON'T LET ME ON! ND I HATE IT!
Katie: ew
Me!: i know.
Katie: can i tell you this really funny story that happened on the last cruise i was on?
Me!: ja
Katie: ok so i had just had this reeeeeeeeeeeeally good dinner but i started to have a stomache
Me!: uh oh..
Me!: lol.
Katie: dude... how do you spell that?
Me!: stomache ache?
Me!: lol.
Katie: it's not that bad... i just REALLY had to go to the bathroom
Katie: i guess
Katie: a lot
Me!: wow. i know how to spell sumthin u dont.. HAHA.. proceed w/ ur story
Katie: like... i needed to run but I was afraid to because i might go in my pants... it was unpleasant
Me!: lol.
Katie: and so i run(or wish that i could) down to the bathroom and... go to the bathroom o.0
Katie: so after a while I'm ending my business and these two ladies come in
Katie: they start doing on their make-up and junk and since i sort of... stunk up the bathroom... i decided to wait till they left till i came out
Me!: ooo.. i do that too.
Me!: lol.
Katie: so ladyA says "Ugh, it smells horrible in here!"
Me!: HAHAHA
Katie: LadyB "oh, i know! it's disgusting!"
Me!: that's great!
Katie: ladyA "I can't believe people go number 2(she used a more colorful word than this by the way...) in a public restroom. They really shouldn't!"
Katie: so i'm standing their torn between cracking up because it's a BATHROOM for heaven's sake, people are going to go number 2, lady
Katie: i mean, i'm sure she bleeds into something absorbant and leaves it in that little metal container thing and doesn't think it's gross
Katie: she probably doesn't even wrap it
Katie: i was actually really mad at the time...
Katie: now i just think it's funny
Me!: lol. it is.
Katie: why are things that happen to other people always funnier?
Katie: OMG!
Katie: I JUST GOT KINGDOM HEARTS: CHAIN OF MEMORIES!!!!
Katie: I'm adicted to it!
Katie: the damn cards are getting on my nerves though...
Katie: i didn't spell addicted right
Katie: agh
Me!: lol? ok..
Me!: i'm pimpin my myspace..
Me!:
Katie: lol
Me!: myspace is so overrated.
Me!: i love it
Me!: lol...\
Me!: lol..**
Katie: everything is overrated
Katie: myspace the movie is cool though
Katie: i like the dear head ^^
Me!: there's a movie? myspace/??
Me!: wat?!
Me!: I'M A GENIE IN A BOTTLE...
Me!: UR JUST A TRAMP IN A LAMP!
Me!: hahahhahahahahah
Me!: PMS= Punish Men Severely
Me!: I have ESP and PMS... I'm the bitch that knows everything!
Me!: haha
Katie: that's the best!
Me!: i know!!!
Katie: you've never seen the myspace movie?!
Me!: NOPE.
Me!: "Guys are like toilets. They're either occupied, or full of crap"
Me!: HAHAHAHAHAH
Me!: I wanna be just like BARBIE... ...that bitch has everything!
Katie: amazing!
Me!: i know riite
Me!: Coffee, chocolate, and men. Some things are just better rich.
Me!: HAHA
Katie: lol
Me!: A drunk girl's words are a sober girl's thoughts
Me!: i like that one.
Katie: that's great!
Katie: that could also be: "Jess's words are Katie's thoughts."
Katie: jkjk
Me!: HAHA!!!
Me!: so tru!
Me!: If a man spoke in a forest, and no woman was there to hear it, would he still be wrong?
Me!: (yes. he would)
Me!: lol.
Me!: this is good too:
Me!: My boyfriend told me that I need to be more affectionate, so now I have two boyfriends.
Me!: If guys are so tough, how come God chose girls to have to go through pregnancy, childbirth, and periods? Ah Ha! Don't even try to tell me that men could take it.
Katie: lol
Me!: EXACTLY!
Katie: ! i love it!
Me!: u should!
Me!: lol.
Katie: i have to save this convo! it's been amazing!
Me!: haha!! damn straight. or u could just go to the site where i'm getting all these nd save it as a fav.
Me!: lol.
Me!: LOOK:
Me!: Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN?!
Me!: www.gonebuddy.com/browse.php?c=8&p=1&s=3 < thats the site (copy nd paste it if it don't go into a link.. its good stuff)
Me!: lol.
Katie: lol
Katie: sorry i was typing a story..
Me!: ok.. np..
Me!: brb.
Me!: xoxox ~Wit an X and an O..... i'm out lyke WoAh!!!~ xoxo
Me!: lol.. my mom sayd i gotta go to bed (which means i wait til SHES in bed nd come back on) lol.
Katie: lol
Katie: sounds good
Katie: hope she falls asleep fast
Me!: shes in bed
Me!: lol.
Katie: lol
Katie: omg
Katie: my cheeks hurt
Katie: this one is making me crack up
Me!: wat?
Katie: nothing
Me!: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful . . . Hate me because your boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful!
Me!: no i mean which one.
Me!: lol.
Katie: How to keep a retard busy: Click Here
Katie: wait.. it didn't work
Katie: not that one
Katie: another one
Me!: lol.. ?
Katie: How to keep a retard busy: Click here
Katie: there
Me!: niiiice,.
Me!: this is funny:
Me!: Please stop looking at me... I can't breathe! OMG I'm going to die! Oh, okay thats better now.. Oh no, don't look at HER! Look at ME!
Katie: lol
Me!: i like this one:
Katie: I got a new car stereo the other day. When I shout "Soul", it plays soul music. When I shout "Rock", it plays rock music. Today, these kids ran in front of my car and I shouted "F#cking kids!!!!" It played Michael Jackson.
Katie: which one?
Me!: www.gotohell.com/
Me!: (it's not supposed to be a link tho.
Me!: lol.
Me!: so yea..
Katie: I'd been having these weird thoughts about killing the sexiest person alive, but then I thought "wait a minute... suicide is a crime!"
Katie: lol
Me!: HAHA
Me!: that's good
Katie: someone posted a longer version of this on PDSnet... but I'll probly never find it.
Katie is using an older version of YAHOO_MESSENGER that does not support IMVironments.
Katie: Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop 1. Get boxes of condoms & put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 4. Put some M&M's on lay away. 5. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 7. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' 8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 9. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper 'PICK ME! PICK ME!
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Katie: Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT, only takes 4 muscles to bitch-slap that little f*** upside the head. Pass it on
Katie: Eating... because fat kids are harder to kidnap
Katie: When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Me!: AHAH! I'VE HEARD THAT ONE!
Katie: Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
A - Almost Boobs
B - Barely There
C - Can Do
D - Damn Good
E - Enormous
F - Fake
Me!: i love that one!
Katie: lol
Me!: i think the funeral one is on my myspace.
Katie: Oh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea . . . Spongebob Square Pants!
Who's left the computer ‘cause they had to pee . . .
Take a wild guess - BrB
Katie: lol
Katie: H-O-M-E-W-O-R-K has 8 letters, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T.
Me!: HAHA.. but my version's better.
Me!: I LOVE YOU has 8 letters.. and so does BULLSHIT
Me!: lol..
Me!: my boyfriend said i love you.. i sneezed and said 'i'm sorry, i'm allergic to bullshit'!!!
Me!: HAHA i did that!!!!
Me!: lol.
Katie: lol
Me!: i seriously did tho.
Me!: it was HILARIOUS!
Katie: i'm looking at the micheal jackson ones so that i can beat my brother in our sparring match tomorrow...
Katie: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Zits?
Zits wait until a boy turns 13.
Me!: HAHA
Me!: niiice.
Me!: u guys have competitions for dis crap?
Me!: losers.
Katie: well... yes
Katie: he beat me today with "When Chuck Norris jumps into the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris."
Me!: lol. that's gay tho.
Me!: Say this 10 times fast: Alpha Kenny One
Katie: ok...?
Me!: it's funny. did u do it?
Me!: say it outloud, fast
Katie: yes..
Me!: nd listen
Katie: erm...
Me!: i'll f*** n e one.
Katie: uh...
Me!: that's wat u say
Katie: oh
Me!: lol..
Katie: i'm not so good with those...
Me!: oo.. i thought it was funny.
Me!:
Me!: Isn't raping a prostitute technically shoplifting?
Me!: HAHAHAH
Katie: I'm off installing a phone jack in my bomb shelter... Laugh now, but wont YOU feel stupid when World War III comes and you can't sign on AIM!
Katie: lawl!
Me!: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Me!: that's GREAT
Katie: this one seems to be popular
Katie: www.gonebuddy.com/mymsgs.php
Me!: ...?
Me!: there's nothing there..
Me!: Warning: mysql_num_rows(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /usr/local/apache/sites/gonebuddy.com/mymsgs.php on line 88
Pages: <like 8 times
Me!: brb
Katie: GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toile
Katie: GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE: The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* - a poopie
Katie: my friend decided to send me this really funny disturbing guiness world record the other day
Me!: yea?
Katie: yeah
Me!: thats cool.
Katie: look fer yerselg
Katie: f**
Katie: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxi_Mounds
Me!: wats the f**? i dun get that?
Me!: thats icky. how does she find bras, nd shirts (i'm sure she's fine finding guys tho haha)
Katie: ik!
Katie: there's a size M actually
Katie: a lot of guys actually do find that repulsive
Me!: i know.
Me!: they're too damn big.
Me!: it's groooossssssssssssssssssssssss
Katie: ik
Katie: "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."
Me!: haha
Me!: yea..
Me!: the flight attendent made a joke about that on a plane that i was on.
Me!: lol.
Katie: really?
Katie: i've only had one funny flight attendant
Me!: yup.
Katie: Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we Hope you'll think of US Airways."
Katie: A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude the Captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD! Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I Scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!" >.<
Me!: hahaha!!
Katie: Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
Katie: i really adore that...
Me!: lol..
Katie: Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Katie: Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Katie: Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Me!: lol.
Katie: Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Me!: hahah..
Katie: Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
Katie: Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
Katie: Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
Katie: this one is AMAZING:
Katie: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Me!: HAHA!!
Me!: (nd i can put mascara on w/o opening my mouth. it's easy.) lol.
Katie: If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
Katie: lol
Katie: Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
Me!: nd the water goes bad AFTER u take it OFF that mountain. the mt. has sum shit that keeps the water amazing.
Katie: ...
Me!: lol..!!! (cuz they r broke)
Katie: ok, it's a joke
Me!: i know.
Katie: innuendo:
Katie: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Me!: but i lyk explaining the jokes..
Me!: (balls)
Katie: If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
BABIES!!!!!
Me!: haha
Me!: duh.
Katie: look what i just founf
Katie: d*
Me!: wat??
Katie: If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
Me!: i def. showed u that one b4
Me!: way to go
Me!: lol.
Katie: Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Katie: ik
Katie: that's my point
Me!: HAHA I KNOW RIITE.
Katie: Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Katie: lol
Me!: i kno ppl hu tried to count da stars tho.
Me!: HAHA.. that's crazy.
Katie: lol
Katie: here's the next category
Katie:
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Get a glimpse into life far into the future, in the year 2056...
Katie: Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California.
Katie: Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Katie: Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
Katie: 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss.
Katie: Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Katie: Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Katie: Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Katie: Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Me!: yoooo.. wats up??
Katie: nm
Me!: JESSY WAS JUST ON! ND SHE LEFT!!!!!!!
Me!: as soon as i got back on jess left
Katie: i'm going on vacation tomorrow
Katie: lol
Me!: i was like GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Me!: lol..
Me!: grrrrrrrrrrr to u then. how long?
Katie: 9 days
Me!: (maris is in wildwood til sunday i think. so she won't be on in a while)
Me!: OMG! I HATE YOU!
Katie: it looks like it's just going to be you and jessy for a while.. meggie and ian are both on vacation
Katie: waiting...
Me!: nd... i won't b able to talk to u for 9 WHOLE DAYS?!?!?!?!? i'm gonna die.
Katie: to hear the reason
Me!: lol.
Katie: ah, sorry
Me!:
Me!: u can't bring ur lappy? or u don't get internet service?
Katie: if there's internet i'll try to sucker my dad in to paying so that i can send you an e-mail
Katie: i won't get internet
Me!: damn.
Me!: y not?
Katie: i use the wifi in my house not on the lap
Me!: if there's internet at the place tho u can go off that. cuz it won't b dial up.
Me!: wtf is a wifi???
Katie: i'm going to write this massive journal thing and send it to you, danni, maris, meggie etc. when i can
Katie: wireless internet
Me!: cool.
Katie: and i'm going to be in the middle of the ocean soooooooo
Me!: ooooooo
Me!: realli?
Me!: cruise?
Katie: yeah
Katie: to alaska!
Me!: I'M JEALOUS!!!!!!
Me!: realli?!?!?!?!
Katie: yes
Me!: SAY HI TO DA ESKIMOS FOR ME!!
Me!: lol.
Katie: don't you read original?
Me!: jk
Katie: lol
Me!: huh?
Me!: i don't look at n e thing but the RP zone babe.
Katie: i said i was going to alaska and rubbed it into everybodies faces...
Katie: ah i see
Katie: that's why
Katie: we have interesting conversatins
Me!: huh?
Me!: where do u have interestin convos???
Me!: AIM IS BEING SO GAY TODAY! IT WON'T LET ME ON! ND I HATE IT!
Katie: ew
Me!: i know.
Katie: can i tell you this really funny story that happened on the last cruise i was on?
Me!: ja
Katie: ok so i had just had this reeeeeeeeeeeeally good dinner but i started to have a stomache
Me!: uh oh..
Me!: lol.
Katie: dude... how do you spell that?
Me!: stomache ache?
Me!: lol.
Katie: it's not that bad... i just REALLY had to go to the bathroom
Katie: i guess
Katie: a lot
Me!: wow. i know how to spell sumthin u dont.. HAHA.. proceed w/ ur story
Katie: like... i needed to run but I was afraid to because i might go in my pants... it was unpleasant
Me!: lol.
Katie: and so i run(or wish that i could) down to the bathroom and... go to the bathroom o.0
Katie: so after a while I'm ending my business and these two ladies come in
Katie: they start doing on their make-up and junk and since i sort of... stunk up the bathroom... i decided to wait till they left till i came out
Me!: ooo.. i do that too.
Me!: lol.
Katie: so ladyA says "Ugh, it smells horrible in here!"
Me!: HAHAHA
Katie: LadyB "oh, i know! it's disgusting!"
Me!: that's great!
Katie: ladyA "I can't believe people go number 2(she used a more colorful word than this by the way...) in a public restroom. They really shouldn't!"
Katie: so i'm standing their torn between cracking up because it's a BATHROOM for heaven's sake, people are going to go number 2, lady
Katie: i mean, i'm sure she bleeds into something absorbant and leaves it in that little metal container thing and doesn't think it's gross
Katie: she probably doesn't even wrap it
Katie: i was actually really mad at the time...
Katie: now i just think it's funny
Me!: lol. it is.
Katie: why are things that happen to other people always funnier?
Katie: OMG!
Katie: I JUST GOT KINGDOM HEARTS: CHAIN OF MEMORIES!!!!
Katie: I'm adicted to it!
Katie: the damn cards are getting on my nerves though...
Katie: i didn't spell addicted right
Katie: agh
Me!: lol? ok..
Me!: i'm pimpin my myspace..
Me!:
Katie: lol
Me!: myspace is so overrated.
Me!: i love it
Me!: lol...\
Me!: lol..**
Katie: everything is overrated
Katie: myspace the movie is cool though
Katie: i like the dear head ^^
Me!: there's a movie? myspace/??
Me!: wat?!
Me!: I'M A GENIE IN A BOTTLE...
Me!: UR JUST A TRAMP IN A LAMP!
Me!: hahahhahahahahah
Me!: PMS= Punish Men Severely
Me!: I have ESP and PMS... I'm the bitch that knows everything!
Me!: haha
Katie: that's the best!
Me!: i know!!!
Katie: you've never seen the myspace movie?!
Me!: NOPE.
Me!: "Guys are like toilets. They're either occupied, or full of crap"
Me!: HAHAHAHAHAH
Me!: I wanna be just like BARBIE... ...that bitch has everything!
Katie: amazing!
Me!: i know riite
Me!: Coffee, chocolate, and men. Some things are just better rich.
Me!: HAHA
Katie: lol
Me!: A drunk girl's words are a sober girl's thoughts
Me!: i like that one.
Katie: that's great!
Katie: that could also be: "Jess's words are Katie's thoughts."
Katie: jkjk
Me!: HAHA!!!
Me!: so tru!
Me!: If a man spoke in a forest, and no woman was there to hear it, would he still be wrong?
Me!: (yes. he would)
Me!: lol.
Me!: this is good too:
Me!: My boyfriend told me that I need to be more affectionate, so now I have two boyfriends.
Me!: If guys are so tough, how come God chose girls to have to go through pregnancy, childbirth, and periods? Ah Ha! Don't even try to tell me that men could take it.
Katie: lol
Me!: EXACTLY!
Katie: ! i love it!
Me!: u should!
Me!: lol.
Katie: i have to save this convo! it's been amazing!
Me!: haha!! damn straight. or u could just go to the site where i'm getting all these nd save it as a fav.
Me!: lol.
Me!: LOOK:
Me!: Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN?!
Me!: www.gonebuddy.com/browse.php?c=8&p=1&s=3 < thats the site (copy nd paste it if it don't go into a link.. its good stuff)
Me!: lol.
Katie: lol
Katie: sorry i was typing a story..
Me!: ok.. np..
Me!: brb.
Me!: xoxox ~Wit an X and an O..... i'm out lyke WoAh!!!~ xoxo
Me!: lol.. my mom sayd i gotta go to bed (which means i wait til SHES in bed nd come back on) lol.
Katie: lol
Katie: sounds good
Katie: hope she falls asleep fast
Me!: shes in bed
Me!: lol.
Katie: lol
Katie: omg
Katie: my cheeks hurt
Katie: this one is making me crack up
Me!: wat?
Katie: nothing
Me!: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful . . . Hate me because your boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful!
Me!: no i mean which one.
Me!: lol.
Katie: How to keep a retard busy: Click Here
Katie: wait.. it didn't work
Katie: not that one
Katie: another one
Me!: lol.. ?
Katie: How to keep a retard busy: Click here
Katie: there
Me!: niiiice,.
Me!: this is funny:
Me!: Please stop looking at me... I can't breathe! OMG I'm going to die! Oh, okay thats better now.. Oh no, don't look at HER! Look at ME!
Katie: lol
Me!: i like this one:
Katie: I got a new car stereo the other day. When I shout "Soul", it plays soul music. When I shout "Rock", it plays rock music. Today, these kids ran in front of my car and I shouted "F#cking kids!!!!" It played Michael Jackson.
Katie: which one?
Me!: www.gotohell.com/
Me!: (it's not supposed to be a link tho.
Me!: lol.
Me!: so yea..
Katie: I'd been having these weird thoughts about killing the sexiest person alive, but then I thought "wait a minute... suicide is a crime!"
Katie: lol
Me!: HAHA
Me!: that's good
Katie: someone posted a longer version of this on PDSnet... but I'll probly never find it.
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Katie: Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop 1. Get boxes of condoms & put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 4. Put some M&M's on lay away. 5. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 7. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' 8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 9. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper 'PICK ME! PICK ME!
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Katie: Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT, only takes 4 muscles to bitch-slap that little f*** upside the head. Pass it on
Katie: Eating... because fat kids are harder to kidnap
Katie: When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Me!: AHAH! I'VE HEARD THAT ONE!
Katie: Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
A - Almost Boobs
B - Barely There
C - Can Do
D - Damn Good
E - Enormous
F - Fake
Me!: i love that one!
Katie: lol
Me!: i think the funeral one is on my myspace.
Katie: Oh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea . . . Spongebob Square Pants!
Who's left the computer ‘cause they had to pee . . .
Take a wild guess - BrB
Katie: lol
Katie: H-O-M-E-W-O-R-K has 8 letters, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T.
Me!: HAHA.. but my version's better.
Me!: I LOVE YOU has 8 letters.. and so does BULLSHIT
Me!: lol..
Me!: my boyfriend said i love you.. i sneezed and said 'i'm sorry, i'm allergic to bullshit'!!!
Me!: HAHA i did that!!!!
Me!: lol.
Katie: lol
Me!: i seriously did tho.
Me!: it was HILARIOUS!
Katie: i'm looking at the micheal jackson ones so that i can beat my brother in our sparring match tomorrow...
Katie: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Zits?
Zits wait until a boy turns 13.
Me!: HAHA
Me!: niiice.
Me!: u guys have competitions for dis crap?
Me!: losers.
Katie: well... yes
Katie: he beat me today with "When Chuck Norris jumps into the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris."
Me!: lol. that's gay tho.
Me!: Say this 10 times fast: Alpha Kenny One
Katie: ok...?
Me!: it's funny. did u do it?
Me!: say it outloud, fast
Katie: yes..
Me!: nd listen
Katie: erm...
Me!: i'll f*** n e one.
Katie: uh...
Me!: that's wat u say
Katie: oh
Me!: lol..
Katie: i'm not so good with those...
Me!: oo.. i thought it was funny.
Me!:
Me!: Isn't raping a prostitute technically shoplifting?
Me!: HAHAHAH
Katie: I'm off installing a phone jack in my bomb shelter... Laugh now, but wont YOU feel stupid when World War III comes and you can't sign on AIM!
Katie: lawl!
Me!: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Me!: that's GREAT
Katie: this one seems to be popular
Katie: www.gonebuddy.com/mymsgs.php
Me!: ...?
Me!: there's nothing there..
Me!: Warning: mysql_num_rows(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /usr/local/apache/sites/gonebuddy.com/mymsgs.php on line 88
Pages: <like 8 times
Me!: brb
Katie: GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toile
Katie: GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE: The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* - a poopie
Katie: my friend decided to send me this really funny disturbing guiness world record the other day
Me!: yea?
Katie: yeah
Me!: thats cool.
Katie: look fer yerselg
Katie: f**
Katie: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxi_Mounds
Me!: wats the f**? i dun get that?
Me!: thats icky. how does she find bras, nd shirts (i'm sure she's fine finding guys tho haha)
Katie: ik!
Katie: there's a size M actually
Katie: a lot of guys actually do find that repulsive
Me!: i know.
Me!: they're too damn big.
Me!: it's groooossssssssssssssssssssssss
Katie: ik
Katie: "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."
Me!: haha
Me!: yea..
Me!: the flight attendent made a joke about that on a plane that i was on.
Me!: lol.
Katie: really?
Katie: i've only had one funny flight attendant
Me!: yup.
Katie: Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we Hope you'll think of US Airways."
Katie: A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude the Captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD! Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I Scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!" >.<
Me!: hahaha!!
Katie: Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
Katie: i really adore that...
Me!: lol..
Katie: Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Katie: Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Katie: Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Me!: lol.
Katie: Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Me!: hahah..
Katie: Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
Katie: Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
Katie: Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
Katie: this one is AMAZING:
Katie: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Me!: HAHA!!
Me!: (nd i can put mascara on w/o opening my mouth. it's easy.) lol.
Katie: If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
Katie: lol
Katie: Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
Me!: nd the water goes bad AFTER u take it OFF that mountain. the mt. has sum shit that keeps the water amazing.
Katie: ...
Me!: lol..!!! (cuz they r broke)
Katie: ok, it's a joke
Me!: i know.
Katie: innuendo:
Katie: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Me!: but i lyk explaining the jokes..
Me!: (balls)
Katie: If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
BABIES!!!!!
Me!: haha
Me!: duh.
Katie: look what i just founf
Katie: d*
Me!: wat??
Katie: If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
Me!: i def. showed u that one b4
Me!: way to go
Me!: lol.
Katie: Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Katie: ik
Katie: that's my point
Me!: HAHA I KNOW RIITE.
Katie: Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Katie: lol
Me!: i kno ppl hu tried to count da stars tho.
Me!: HAHA.. that's crazy.
Katie: lol
Katie: here's the next category
Katie:
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Get a glimpse into life far into the future, in the year 2056...
Katie: Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California.
Katie: Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Katie: Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
Katie: 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss.
Katie: Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Katie: Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Katie: Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Katie: Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
.. but it's all good cuz in 2 days i'm startin summer camp nd i'll find sumone nd it'll all b ok.. i hope.. lol.)
