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Post by Lily Sohma on Feb 7, 2006 20:27:25 GMT -5
plz do not put up more than 3 at a time, and let one person post before you add more. this is for all the lame pick-up lines you've ever heard (or used) i'll add my 3.. make them in a list, unless you're only adding one..
1. can i have a map? cuz i'm lost in your eyes. 2. guy: "did it hurt?" girl: "did what hurt?" guy: "when you fell from heaven." 3. I lost my number, can i have yours?
ok.. i know like a lot more, but i will let others put some on here too.
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Post by Shihu Sohma on Feb 8, 2006 13:01:30 GMT -5
1. If you were a booger id pick you first.
I have others i just cant find my sheet. for one of hte clubs at my school when they hand out sheets with the dates for the meetings and on the back they put different things and the last one was pickup lines. But sadly i left the sheet at home.
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Post by Lily Sohma on Feb 8, 2006 15:48:45 GMT -5
THAT'S FUNNY.. i never heard that one..i've heard one about a band-aid but i don't remember it.. lol..
1. Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it. 2. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to 3. Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
thats enough for now I guess..
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Post by Kairi Sohma on Feb 8, 2006 17:04:53 GMT -5
I know... an interesting one @_@ from cabaret night... but I can't remember... there were like four really funny ones! Let's see if I know any others...
1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 2. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. 3. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
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Post by Lily Sohma on Feb 8, 2006 17:36:02 GMT -5
haha.. u've been to my site! lol.. DONT TELL N E ONE! see if they realize where it is..
1. I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: "Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laughter. 2. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? 3. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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Post by Shihu Sohma on Feb 13, 2006 13:08:25 GMT -5
1. I may not be Dairy Queen but ill treat you right
Thats the one that i was looking for the other day
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Post by Lily Sohma on Feb 14, 2006 12:24:00 GMT -5
niice.. i have a whole site where i found mine.. there's a realli long one nd i'm gonna go find it now so i can put it up.. *runs to find site name, then pick up line*
1. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?" 2. Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning. i cant find the long one, but i will.. eventualy..
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Post by Kairi Sohma on Feb 14, 2006 19:40:48 GMT -5
I have that one...ish.
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Post by Lily Sohma on Feb 17, 2006 20:03:23 GMT -5
THEN PUT IT UP HERE!! i want it!
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Post by Kairi Sohma on Feb 18, 2006 13:06:39 GMT -5
No. I do not wish to promote pick up lines. They are stupid. Guys who use them are/ are being pathetic.
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Post by Lily Sohma on Feb 23, 2006 17:52:12 GMT -5
THANK YOU! I NO THAT'S Y I MADE THIS THREAD! did u not realize the (GRR THE ICKY ONES) in the title?!
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Post by Kairi Sohma on Feb 24, 2006 17:26:38 GMT -5
No.
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Post by Kairi Sohma on Jun 4, 2006 23:23:09 GMT -5
Umm... this isn't a pick-up line but... it's funny! It's from a spoof on one of my favorite video games:
Ansem: It has been there all along! Kairi’s heart rests within you!
Sora: What? How’d it get in there?
Ansem: Uh…
Sora: BUT WE USED A CONDOM!
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Post by Lily Sohma on Jun 5, 2006 15:12:47 GMT -5
OMG! HAHA! THAT IS REALLI FUNNY! I LUV U KIT!
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Post by Kairi Sohma on Jun 5, 2006 15:34:08 GMT -5
Why, I love you too! I love the person who wrote that a lot, too... she was hilarious!
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