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Post by Hikaru Sohma on Aug 14, 2006 15:18:00 GMT -5
My mom got this from one of her friends and I thought it was funny so Im going to put it up. Oh and if this offends any of the guys I'm sorry!!
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb.
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
Q: How do you keep men from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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Post by Kairi Sohma on Aug 15, 2006 19:00:10 GMT -5
The last one is amusing.
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